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Listing

Title
ALOCS That’s a Awful Lot of Cough Syrup Puffer XL Messenger Bag Brand New Black
Source
eBay
Seller's brand
Unbranded
Category
Women's Bags & Handbags
Current bid
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Buy-now price
$149.99
Shipping
—
Location
US
Ends
— (—)
Discovered
2026-10-21 01:23
Last seen
2026-10-21 01:23

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AI analysis

Model / prompt
openai:gpt-5.6-luna (prompt v2)
Analyzed at
2026-10-21 02:06
Is handbag
98%
Coach probability
1% (possible, not confirmed)
Vintage probability
1%
Authenticity confidence
1%
Image quality
94%
Seller misidentification
3%
Coach score
0.10
Opportunity score
0.05
Deal score
0.03
Estimated era
modern (2000s+), non-Coach
Possible models
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Evidence

POSITIVE
  • photo 1: Clearly a handbag/messenger-style shoulder bag.
  • photo 3: Exterior patch visibly reads "THAT'S A AWFUL LOT OF COUGH SYRUP" rather than COACH.
  • photo 5: Interior label repeats the novelty branding and shows no Coach creed or wordmark.
NEGATIVE
  • photo 1: Puffer construction and quilted synthetic fabric are inconsistent with vintage Coach glove-tanned leather.
  • photo 1: No Coach turnlock, carriage, leather hangtag, or other Coach identifier is visible.
  • photo 5: Interior is shiny textile and lacks a Coach creed patch or serial/style number.
  • photo 2: Seller identifies it as unbranded, but the visible novelty label indicates a non-Coach branded item.
MISSING INFORMATION
  • photo 1: Bottom, side, and zipper/closure details are not shown clearly.
  • photo 5: No care/manufacturing tag or complete interior label is visible.
AUTHENTICITY CONCERNS
  • ⚠ photo 1: The bag is a modern synthetic puffer design, not a Coach vintage-leather style.
  • ⚠ photo 3: The visible novelty branding is inconsistent with Coach branding; this is a non-Coach item rather than a Coach replica candidate.

Observed features

creed present no
creed text not_visible
serial or style number present no
serial or style number not_visible
coach wordmark present no
turnlock present no
hangtag present no
hardware description photo 2: No conventional metal hardware is visible; a small attached yellow paper tag is present, not a leather Coach hangtag.
leather description photo 1: Black padded synthetic/textile exterior; no leather is visible.
lining description photo 5: Shiny black textile lining with a sewn novelty label; no Coach lining or creed is visible.
strap construction photo 1: Wide padded textile shoulder strap attached at the upper sides.
stitching description photo 2: Visible machine stitching follows the horizontal puffer channels and textile edges; no leather construction is visible.
Raw AI response (debug)
{
    "is_handbag_probability": 0.98,
    "coach_probability": 0.01,
    "vintage_probability": 0.01,
    "authenticity_confidence": 0.01,
    "image_quality_score": 0.94,
    "seller_misidentification_probability": 0.03,
    "estimated_era": "modern (2000s+), non-Coach",
    "possible_models": [],
    "positive_evidence": [
        "photo 1: Clearly a handbag\/messenger-style shoulder bag.",
        "photo 3: Exterior patch visibly reads \"THAT'S A AWFUL LOT OF COUGH SYRUP\" rather than COACH.",
        "photo 5: Interior label repeats the novelty branding and shows no Coach creed or wordmark."
    ],
    "negative_evidence": [
        "photo 1: Puffer construction and quilted synthetic fabric are inconsistent with vintage Coach glove-tanned leather.",
        "photo 1: No Coach turnlock, carriage, leather hangtag, or other Coach identifier is visible.",
        "photo 5: Interior is shiny textile and lacks a Coach creed patch or serial\/style number.",
        "photo 2: Seller identifies it as unbranded, but the visible novelty label indicates a non-Coach branded item."
    ],
    "missing_information": [
        "photo 1: Bottom, side, and zipper\/closure details are not shown clearly.",
        "photo 5: No care\/manufacturing tag or complete interior label is visible."
    ],
    "authenticity_concerns": [
        "photo 1: The bag is a modern synthetic puffer design, not a Coach vintage-leather style.",
        "photo 3: The visible novelty branding is inconsistent with Coach branding; this is a non-Coach item rather than a Coach replica candidate."
    ],
    "observed_features": {
        "creed_present": false,
        "creed_text": "not_visible",
        "serial_or_style_number_present": false,
        "serial_or_style_number": "not_visible",
        "coach_wordmark_present": false,
        "turnlock_present": false,
        "hangtag_present": false,
        "hardware_description": "photo 2: No conventional metal hardware is visible; a small attached yellow paper tag is present, not a leather Coach hangtag.",
        "leather_description": "photo 1: Black padded synthetic\/textile exterior; no leather is visible.",
        "lining_description": "photo 5: Shiny black textile lining with a sewn novelty label; no Coach lining or creed is visible.",
        "strap_construction": "photo 1: Wide padded textile shoulder strap attached at the upper sides.",
        "stitching_description": "photo 2: Visible machine stitching follows the horizontal puffer channels and textile edges; no leather construction is visible."
    },
    "possible_model_reasoning": [
        "The silhouette is a large puffer messenger bag, but it does not correspond to a vintage Coach catalog model.",
        "photo 3: The sewn patch explicitly identifies the novelty design as \"THAT'S A AWFUL LOT OF COUGH SYRUP.\"",
        "Condition: Like New\/Mint based on the seller's stated brand-new status and photos showing no obvious wear; seller condition is not independently verifiable."
    ],
    "confidence": 0.95,
    "recommended_max_bid": 10,
    "estimated_resale_low": 10,
    "estimated_resale_high": 35,
    "_usage": [
        {
            "model_name": "openai:gpt-5.6-luna",
            "input_tokens": 28330,
            "output_tokens": 730,
            "total_tokens": 29060,
            "estimated_cost_usd": 0.013084
        }
    ]
}

Valuation AI ESTIMATE

This is a model-generated estimate, not an observed market/sold price. Treat it as a rough guide only.

Estimated resale range
$10.00–$35.00
Suggested max bid
$10.00

Reference-image matches

Nearest-perceptual-hash comparison against a small curated library of known vintage Coach models (data/coach-reference/) -- a coarse mechanical signal, not authentication.

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